Myron Falwell's Musings

God, Mike Rowe is the Greatest Pitchman on the Planet

Nathan Obral — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 02:38:16 +0000

Even in 1998, he could sell you on the virtues of a small Virgina pharmacy chain like nothing’s business:

I Dare You Not To Listen To This Song And Not Get Into A Good Groove.

Nathan Obral — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 02:03:32 +0000

Old 107.3 The Wave standard. Ronnie Jordan – “After Hours”

Ernie Anderson was the greatest goddam announcer who ever lived.

Nathan Obral — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 04:10:35 +0000

Pure gold. Not for the fait of heart or for people offended by lots of grown-up words.

Stupid Jokes and Angry People.

Nathan Obral — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 03:08:54 +0000

HLN supernova stars Nancy Grace and Dr. Drew have experienced so much ratings success in recent months covering Casey Anthony to death, TimeWarner is supposedly interested in developing a spin-off 24/7/365 network devoted to even more non-stop Casey Anthony coverage.

I had my doubts when hearing their new venture was to be titled “Nancy Drew.”

(Okay, you can groan and throw tomatoes at me.)

HLN has gone bananas with ~~covering~~ annhilating Casey Anthony that I’m shocked they haven’t replaced Robin Meade with this congenal and friendly voice:

If that doesn’t wake you up, nothing will.

Another Reason Why The Simpsons Probably Is The Greatest Cartoon Ever

Nathan Obral — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 20:53:12 +0000

These are some of the best Simpsons headlines ever. Homer and his family never fail to make the news for one ridiculous reason or another. It doesn’t matter what the headlines are, they all outrageously funny.

You can click here to see the original post, but because I’d rather not have you deal with unnecessary visual spam, I saved all the images and imported them here.

That’s right, I did it for you. Enjoy.